ew.

I know it is 3:00 in the morning but I HAVE to post this so

I can read about it in future years to come.

Tonight I spent about three+ hours organizing. I organized my shelves, I organized my closet, I organized my drawers, and I even organized underneath my bed. Lots of dust and lots of hidden treasures [or garbage whatever way you want to see it]!

I finally moseyed on into bed around 1:30.

Anyways on to why this post is titled ew.

I was awoken abruptly about 20 minutes ago.

Not by a person but by myself choking....

[and the plot thickens]

When I was in middle school my favorite drinks were anything Snapple.

Located under each cap of each delicious bottle of Snapple are "Real Facts".

Some of them are outrageous.

Such as

a snail breathes though it's foot

or

no piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Sounds crazy but they are true, very true

One that I have always remembered is

The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.

I have now convinced myself that I was choking on a spider that came to say hello because I was cleaning non stop this evening.

One down, Seven more to go before I keel over.

I want to throw up immediately.

I am not a fan of late night crazy thoughts... or spiders.

Goodnight!