I know it is 3:00 in the morning but I HAVE to post this so
I can read about it in future years to come.
Tonight I spent about three+ hours organizing. I organized my shelves, I organized my closet, I organized my drawers, and I even organized underneath my bed. Lots of dust and lots of hidden treasures [or garbage whatever way you want to see it]!
I finally moseyed on into bed around 1:30.
Anyways on to why this post is titled ew.
I was awoken abruptly about 20 minutes ago.
Not by a person but by myself choking....
[and the plot thickens]
When I was in middle school my favorite drinks were anything Snapple.
Located under each cap of each delicious bottle of Snapple are "Real Facts".
Some of them are outrageous.
a snail breathes though it's foot
no piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
Sounds crazy but they are true, very true
One that I have always remembered is
The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
I have now convinced myself that I was choking on a spider that came to say hello because I was cleaning non stop this evening.
One down, Seven more to go before I keel over.
I want to throw up immediately.
I am not a fan of late night crazy thoughts... or spiders.